This is one I came up with a few years ago, but with everyone in the middle of construction season, I thought I’d repost it.
Top 9 reasons Snow is better than Construction
9 – You can hire someone to remove snow.
8 – Snow never stops in the middle to strike.
7 – If you make a mistake, you go _faster_.
6 – Snow is edible … well sometimes 😉
5 – Snow looks pretty while its happening.
4 – Snowstorms don’t last for months.
3 – You don’t go to jail for hitting a snowflake.
2 – No one raises your taxes to pay for more snow.
1 – You can always move somewhere where there is NO SNOW.